Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Up the Paddle Without a River.

By Sam Burnham

I've never been what you call an "environmentalist". I want to get that out at the onset of this post. This entry is coming from the same Antifederalist Libertarian that believes private property rights and free enterprise to be the core of American values.

Just so you don't think I've lost my compass.

But I'm an outdoor sort of guy. I've hiked the trails of several states. Under the direction of my uncles I did my part to protect the lakes of Central Florida from being overrun by warmouth and speckled perch. I've worked on trail maintenance for both hiking and mountan biking in protected wildland areas. I tried my hand (and foot, back and possibly even my head) at mountain biking. I've even tallied an impressively mediocre one (1) specie on the North American Wild Turkey Grand Slam. Oh, and I've done some really good reading in a deer stand...

So I do have this thing for nature.

So lets talk about it for a spell. A few stories.

First off, let's go back to high school. I don't really know how you feel about those days but I can say I had some exceptional science teachers. They got me involved in some conservation and ecology work. I got to do some work in the field. And I could see the benefit of a group like The Nature Conservancy.

Fast forward a few years. I'm out of college, married, a father of two and well into my career. I can still see the scenery as we drove past the tree buffer zone of the local landfill and I heard one of the men I respect the most say, "that right there used to be some of the finest hunting property in this county" as he pointed off in the direction of the trash heap - constantly shifted about by bulldozers.

Something clicked. "Habitat" was no longer a theory. It wasn't some abstract idea of a random hippie. That hunting property was screwed up right that minute.

And thus was born a recycler. If it comes in my house and its plastic, cardboard, paper or aluminum, it's sorted and recycled. I don't typically recycle glass but that's mostly because someone told me that every time you throw a glass bottle away, Al Gore gets heartburn. I don't know if that's true but it's too good to not at least try. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Right?

And then about a year ago, I'm reading one of my favorite blogs, "Vanishing South Georgia" by Brian Brown. It's an excellent blog covering the parts of Old Georgia that are slipping into history. Old houses, cemeteries, stores, barns, etc are recalled mostly through the gifted photography of Mr. Brown himself. (If you're curious, there's a link over there ---->)

But on this day there was more text than usual. The photos in this particular entry were shocking to me. It was eye-opening to behold the pollution on the Altamaha River. The purpose of the entry was to document the efforts of Paddle Georgia kayaking a stretch of the river near industry. Seeing the minuscule flotilla passing lakes of...well...what is that color? It's still shocking.

And then the photographer turned this writer's table over. "It’s strange to me how when I was growing up, Southerners made fun of the Rust Belt cities up north for not caring about their resources and for being such bad stewards of God’s earth." His words bit hard. I could have shrugged them off easy enough...if only they weren't so true,

It was in that moment that I realized the imminent threat to the most Southern thing of all. Not the barns, not the grand houses or churches or monuments. What was at risk was the land itself.

I wanted to cry.

For centuries Southerners (long before there were United States or even American colonies) have raised crops out of this earth, harvested animals that thrived on its bounty, drank the water of the rivers, lakes and streams. The society itself was dependent on the many incarnations of agriculture - each of which are dependent on the habitat we call the South. If the land did well, we did well. If the water did well, we did well.

And then to think of the Federal EPA...how is it that we find ourselves taking land, water and air conservation instructions from the very entity that gave us Reconstruction, the Industrial Model and Sherman's March to the Sea?

But that's the boat we find ourselves in.

So that's where I've arrived. That's why I value the conservation education that my children have received. That's why I take an active role in adding to it. That's why I'm willing to support the work of some environmental groups. I don't support conservation because the government says we should, I support it in spite of what Washington says. I support real, proven methods of protecting the land and water and air - not the ever-changing silliness dreamed up by bureaucrats trying to justify their salary.

 I sit here as a man that refuses to fall for the aforementioned Mr. Gore's "truth", inconvenient or otherwise. But I also know that if anyone anywhere cares about the condition of this land it ought to be good ol' God-fearing, farming, fishing, hunting, hiking, biking, paddling, porch-sitting Southerners. If there is a way to make this land produce energy or other resources without spoiling the habitat, shouldn't it be Southerners? If someone is going to make sure that there are places to hunt, hike, fish, bike or farm, shouldn't it be Southerners?

Because if we lose the South itself then we've flat out failed at being Southerners.


Thursday, May 9, 2013

"...Under the Shade of the Trees"

By Sam Burnham

The title "General" has a way of stirring up extravagant mental images. Paintings of Napoleon, garments flowing in the breeze as he points the way to glory. George Washington remaining dignified, even in the humility of his Valley Forge prayer. Eisenhower, reviewing the troops as the prepared for D-Day.

And then there's General Jackson.

His mama named him Thomas Jonathan but destiny named him "Stonewall". Dressed in his tattered blue US issue jacket and sitting on a horse that most agreed was at least a bit too small, he was hardly the visual stirred by his title.. His VMI cadets believed him to be eccentric, if not insane. This was due to quirky behavior such as his belief that black pepper caused him to suffer leg pain. He also thought one arm to be longer than the other and held "the longer one" above his head to balance his circulation. There are modern mental health professionals that hypothesize that Jackson suffered from Aspergers Syndrome.

Despite his ailments and peculiarities he was riding an impressive string of victories when he was cut down by friendly fire while returning to camp from a scouting excursion. It seems his trademark blue coat might have been his undoing. Many historians, including myself, believe this to be the turning point in the war. The North couldn't stop him and the South was never the same without him.

But besides the war, besides the general, Jackson was a man. His love for his wife is evident in letters that survive to this day. His young daughter likely held few, if any, memories of her father,having losst him so young. He was revered by the slaves and free blacks that he dedicated his talent and his treasure to educate. His men grew to love him and he achieved legend status even before his death.

He was a man of devout faith and devotion to his home state who loved his family and led his armies well.

On May 10, 1863, after suffering pneumonia following his wounding, he made the suggestion "Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees." And then he did exactly that.

Lieutenant General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson, forever 39 years-old, might not have held the same image as a painting of Napoleon but no one can deny he left an indelible mark on the South. His legend still stands like a stone wall , devouring lemons and holding that long arm high, keeping his circulation even while he himself pumps the life blood of Dixie.

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson,

January 21, 1824 - May 10, 1863

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Bread Crumbs

By Leigha Burnham

I'm very proud to present this 'guest article' by my favorite Southern Belle. In addition to being a great wife and mother she is also recognized by two fine institutions known for educating educators. Having taught literature, language and writing she now spends her days among stacks and stacks of books, out of the formal classroom setting but still inspiring young minds and introducing them to reading, writing and ideas. This particular batch of biscuits is hers....

On a recent trip to my mother's house, I was sharing a meal with my mom and my niece. Mother and I were trying to tell my niece about our Grandmother Edna and her skill as a Southern cook. As we talked about fried chicken and mayonnaise rolls, the memories came flooding back.

For those who don't know, we Southerners associate memory with the foods we eat and vice versa. Edna's cooking was a special treat I enjoyed once a week as we visited her and her aging father. Edna was not my biological great-grandmother but had married and been widowed by my great-grandfather Petty years before. I actually never knew him personally, but he came to life for me through stories my mother and Edna shared over our weekly meals.

Communion is not just for church, you know. It is an act very much a part of our Southern experience. So, I want to break bread with all of you - in a virtual-sort-of-way, by sharing a few of the recipes Edna passed on to me in my first recipe box. Each card was typed on a manual typewriter with the same hands that patted the tender dough that made some of the best biscuits in Georgia, not to mention the best fried chicken.

Mayonnaise Rolls:
2 c. self-rising flour
4 tsp. mayonnaise
1 cup sweet milk (Sam note: "sweet milk" means "not buttermilk")
1 tsp. sugar

Mix all ingredients in a bowl for about 2 minutes. Pour into 12 cup muffin pan. Bake at 450 for 10 minutes or until brown.

June's Banana Pudding:
1 c. sugar
1 tbsp cornstarch
1 can condensed milk
3 egg yolks/whites seperated
1 tsp. vanilla

Let cook on low heat until slightly thickened. Pour over vanilla wafers and sliced bananas. Top with egg whites that have been beaten to stiff peaks and brown in a 400 oven. Cool and then refrigerate.

Edna & Malcolm's Buttermilk Chicken - Southern Fried
Skinned chicken - fryer size/clean and dry
2 c. buttermilk
flour
oil

Roll and dip in buttermilk and flour alternately for at least three turns.
Drop into DEEP oil that is hot. Fry until coating is cooked and brown. Inside of ck will not yet be done.
Place on baking sheet in preheated 200 oven for approximately 1 hour.
"Best stuff you've ever had!"